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The Wearin' o' the Black

  • Mar. 17th, 2008 at 1:25 AM
Brad @ Burning Man
When I'm feeling particularly snarky on any given St. Patrick's day, I go out of my way to wear black, in order to commemorate something I first read on one of [info]nancylebov's old buttons: "Bring back the snakes. Ireland was better off Pagan." I mentioned this in passing at [info]alienzen's birthday party, and it sparked an interesting question in my mind: would Ireland really have been better off without St. Patrick, if it had gone the way of, say, Iceland, and never officially converted to Christianity?

Con: It is not by any stretch of the imagination fair to blame Christianity, or any religion, for the existence of war in Ireland. Every country that has ever seen Ireland, more or less, has wanted to invade and colonize or conquer it. If you go back to the earliest recorded history of Ireland, the Ballad of Amergin, what do you see? The Milesian Celts invading Ireland, where the Tuatha de Danaan (previous invaders) had just finished fighting an alliance of the Fomorians (the invaders before them) and the Fir Bolg (the people before them). And that's how it's gone ever since: somebody new invades, uniting the previous invaders (who now collectively call themselves "the Irish") against the new invaders. Who, win or lose, then become "as Irish as the Irish." As the famous saying goes, nobody's more Irish than the Donegals, and what does their name mean? "Those foreigners from Denmark." So you can't blame Christianity, or even the English, for Ireland having a war every generation or so.

But on the other hand, none of those wars have lasted as long as the Troubles did! And while the Troubles were never really, on any kind of a grown-up level, about Catholicism versus Protestantism (although your average Brit's ongoing paranoia about Catholicism plays a part), it was really about land? While the whole "defending the church" thing was just cynical manipulation of the young by the old? I don't think it's unreasonable to think that the fact that the warring sides made it be about religion was the real reason why the Trouble lasted six or eight or ten times longer than any other war in Irish history. And in that regard, both the Green and the Orange have unmistakably been bad for Ireland.

Pro: On the other hand, if you haven't yet gotten around to reading Thomas Cahill's 1996 best-seller How the Irish Saved Civilization, you still should, and its premise goes like this. Early in the history of Irish Catholicism, somebody came back with stories of how amazingly spiritual the Egyptian ascetic sects are, and tried to re-invent asceticism inside Ireland. And when they tried to send their ascetics out into the wilderness, they ran into the insurmountable problem that living alone in the wilderness in Ireland isn't really all that unpleasant. So to make it unpleasant, they put themselves to an intentionally boring and difficult and demanding job: hand-copying the few books that survived the fall of the ancient Roman empire. And those copies were the books that filled, or re-filled, every library in Northern Europe, from Spain to Germany.

More, with all of the economy in copied books centering around the makeshift camps of cranky ascetic Christian mystics, there came to be parasitic towns trading with them for the books, and exporting the books. Cahill documents that those towns developed a culture of the book-collectors reading the books, and teaching the books to the newcomers, and organizing themselves into debating societies. And thus founded the modern university, he says, which has clearly been a net benefit to civilization, to put it mildly. It was even a huge benefit to Ireland ... up until the English invaded, shut down all the universities, and for a century or so made it a death penalty offense to teach an Irish child to read. Not to stir up old trouble, or old Troubles, or anything.

So: pro, ended the Dark Ages a century or more early, invented almost all modern scholarship. Con: prolonged an ordinary Irish land war for centuries. Christianity in Ireland, whether Catholic or Protestant: net positive, or net negative? Right this minute, I can't make up my mind.

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[info]dmlaenker wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:44 am (UTC)
Enh, whatever. It's just independently embarrassing to me that this is a holiday where everyone pretends to be Irish so they can swill themselves into a stupor. No one dares try some kind of stunt like this on Chinese New Year, altho I'd say Cinco is giving it a run for its money in terms of drunken cultural appropriation.
[info]pseydtonne wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 10:14 am (UTC)
But... but... everybody's Jewish on Purim!

I went to a university that was 40% Jewish and almost 0% Irish. This meant we drank on Purim and clacked out a certain dictator's name from existence... even though I was half-Sicilian and mostly atheist. Cuz hey!

The other option: everybody's stoned on Saint Joseph's (March 19th)! Think about it: you've been chosen the cuckold for God's son. Yeah, pass that bong and gimme some pastry.
[info]dmlaenker wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
My high school had a large plurality of Jews. Something like 20% of the rest of the school was Asian, and I think I could count on my hand the African-Americans in the student body.

That said, there were a lot of Irish there anyway.
[info]flemco wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
I dunno. I often pretend to be a WWII veteran on Veteran's day. Mostly I sit around drunk and scream anachronistic epithets at Japanese people, and talk about how we're gonna kick the Kraut's butts all the way back to Tipperary.

Oh, and I get to beat my wife if she doesn't make me dinner. So there's that.
[info]st_ranger wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
We need more holidays during which sloppy drunkenness is the norm, not less!
[info]krinndnz wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:48 am (UTC)
Cahill is interesting, but I'm a little wary of his conclusion since he's a good Latin scholar who speaks no Irish tongue (or at least didn't when he wrote HTISC). I should reread HTISC, though, it's been like a decade since I went through it.
[info]rozasharn wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:54 am (UTC)
Why were there so many invasions of Ireland? I'm not aware of there being that many invasions of Albion, which doesn't make sense since most of Europe would naturally go through Albion on the way to Ireland; am I missing a bunch of invasions of the rest of the British Isles, or is there something That Special about Ireland and if so, what?
[info]en_ki wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 01:45 pm (UTC)
It's wet? People like wet things. Especially if they are warm.
[info]booklegger wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
Shame about the game needing 4 people.
From the top of my head, Albion has been invaded by: The Romans, Scots, Norwegians, Jutes, Danes, Irish, Saxons, Angles, Norsemen, Dubliners, and of course, the Normans. Or so I'm informed by the game: Britannia.

I was surprised myself to discover this history, but apparently Britain was quite invadeable between 43 & 1066.
[info]athelind wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Shame about the game needing 4 people.
Add some Scots, and you've just described my family history.
[info]wiseacre wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Shame about the game needing 4 people.
The three player variant is quite workable, though it takes s bit of juggling, as pieces are no longer colour-coordinated.
[info]captain_swing wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
is there something That Special about Ireland and if so, what?

Copper + good arable land
[info]anfalicious wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
If they'd never converted then the English would have invaded and committed genocide to wipe out the heathen.
[info]bradhicks wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 08:28 am (UTC)
And this would have looked different from what they did, exactly, how?
[info]anfalicious wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
Yeah, true... I think it's a matter of degrees. It would have been more total.
[info]athelind wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
If Ireland had still been pagan, we'd talk about the Irish like we talk about the Picts.
[info]harald387 wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
You know, in the one game of [i]Britannia[/i] I ever played, the Picts stayed dominant right up until the end in 1085...
[info]highlyeccentric wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
If St Patty hadn't shown up, the Roman mission that arrived in Kent in 595 would have simply stretched its reach to Ireland as well as England, well before the english were christian enough or organised enough to commit genocide.
[info]pseydtonne wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
Dude, I totally have the same teal mug from Target that's in your icon and I'm drinking hot chocolate from it!
[info]highlyeccentric wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 10:16 am (UTC)
teal is the best colour to drink hot chocolate with!
[info]kimchalister wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
That's ok for chocolate or coffee, but if you're drinking tea, the inside of the cup must be white.
[info]highlyeccentric wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
really? why?
[info]kimchalister wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
So you can tell how strong it is (by the color)-- it seems to matter more for tea.
[info]kallisti wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
Actually, the English did invade Ireland, and did so to "fully" convert Ireland to Roman Catholicism. In 1185, Pope Adrian IV gave Henry II permission to invade Ireland, and bring it under both Roman Temporal and Ecclesiastical Law, and pay a tribute to Rome of a Penny per Irish household.

Like all other invasions of Ireland, Patricks's RC Church's invasion of Ireland failed as the Church Ireland became "more Irish than the Irish", and thus caused the afore mentioned British Invasion. If anything, the root of The Troubles can be laid at the feet of the RC Church, for ever since that time, England felt it "owned" Ireland.

Thank the Gods I picked up Peter Berresford Ellis's "Eyewitness to Irish History"!

ttyl
(Anonymous) wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
... for the existence of war in Ireland.
"Ireland... The land of Happy Wars and Sad Love Songs."

(Kitchenware crash somewhere in the background)

"That's one of the Happy Wars startin' --
HIT 'EM AGAIN, PADDY!"

-- some live-performance casette of Irish music
[info]phillipalden wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
Scholarship in Ireland grew partly out of the weather. When it's cold and wet outside there's little to do besides study (or copy) books by the fire.

As for "the troubles," they were mostly about British colonization and the rape of Ireland's resources. The stronger preying upon the weaker. It took far too many years to free the Irish people, and now that my relatives and ancestors are free we're building a new "Silicon Valley" in Ireland - a system based upon computer technology to supply much-needed jobs.
[info]flemco wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
Christianity in Ireland, whether Catholic or Protestant: net positive, or net negative?

I once received a completely spectacular St. Paddy's Day blowjob from a friend's wife - she was tanked on green beer, and later remembered none of it.

My vote's "net positive."
[info]boixboi wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
I have serious doubts about how much Catholicism actually contributed to the troubles. It made a great excuse that could rally the masses on both sides, and was a quick identifier when you were looking for a random English or Irish person to kill (a classic question to ask during the troubles was "What school did you go to?" If you were traditionally Irish you went to a Catholic school with a name like St. Catherine's or something and if you were English you almost certainly attended what we Americans call a public school), but it hardly mattered to the true forces on either side. On top of this, the English were the ones who first brought religion into the matter with William of Orange's attempt to see that every Irishman was driven "To hell or Connaught," and I doubt it would've made much difference whether it was St. Catherine or St. Cthulhu. Every leader of the English attempt to claim Ireland has been a zealot and a bigot, from William of Orange to today's Ian Paisley, who waited with the Catholic crowds once just so he could call the pope "the Antichrist" to his face. Northern Ireland is the only thing that the Anglican church actually has any religion about, in fact.

On top of all this, the Irish wouldn't have cared one whit if the people they had been killing were fellow Catholics. The Catholic Church, numerous important pastors in Ireland, and the Irish state all denounced the IRA's actions-- but still the killings continued. It wasn't about religion, nor loyalty to Ireland. It was about loyalty to an ideal, to the idea of a united Ireland, the consequences be damned (even when the consequences included the damnation of one's own soul).

In conclusion: The English, what a bunch of cunts.
[info]kimchalister wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)

"In conclusion: The English, what a bunch of cunts."

On the contrary; when you are talking about a lot of senseless violence, "pricks" would be more apt than "cunts". It's that old Testosterone Poisoning again....

also, you could just as well have said "humans" as "English".
[info]boixboi wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 03:06 am (UTC)
I don't know, the English have worked damned hard to prove what violent and horrible people women really are. On top of the empire-building, soul-crushing rules of Victoria and Elizabeth I, they gave the world the one known as "The Iron Cunt," Maggie Thatcher. Really, given the history of female rulers, I don't know how anybody can keep up this bullshit about how women ruling the world would create world peace.

Judging by the women who have ruled India, Sri Lanka, Russia, and other places around the world, however, I could have said "women" instead of "English."
[info]kimchalister wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
That's just because women have to make themselves to be like men in order to get into positions of power.
[info]boixboi wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 05:36 am (UTC)
Elizabeth and Victoria, as well as a Russian empire-builder named Catherine, were born into their positions of power, and they're hardly the only violent female monarchs the world has ever seen-- although they are the most well-known examples. Women are violent. It is a reality.
[info]guttaperk wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 11:54 am (UTC)
You're right.
[info]satyrblade wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
Indira Gandhi. Mary Tudor. Elizabet Bathory. Eleanor of Aquitaine. Tzu-Hsi. Boudicca. Agrippina. Isabella of Castille (possibly the most murderous of the lot, thanks to her sponsorship of the Spanish Inquisition, the Alhambra Decree and the rape of the New World.) Not a great track record...
[info]nationelectric wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
This is true, although all of those rulers were exceptions within patriarchal societies. In fact, to our knowledge there have been no true matriarchal societies in the history of humanity, and patriarchies may be inevitable (at least, until we start seriously tinkering with gender on a genetic level.) And, of course, simply being born into a position of power is no guarantee that one's position will not be usurped in some manner.

Given all that, it's not difficult to imagine that the violence of female rulers is substantially a reaction to the environment in which they found themselves: the need to prove themselves, or the abuse they received on the way up, may have made them disproportionately more strong-handed.
[info]boixboi wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 03:48 am (UTC)
Well, I suppose that is possible. Or it is possible that women are just as capable of violence as men are. You see, while I name women like Catherine to my list of the damned, the truth is she was a pretty good ruler relative to the competition. The part of all this which most irks me is the suggestion that it is not a matter of the violent rising to power, but rather that ALL MEN are automatically in a position of power due to their supposed violent natures, and in order to get to that place of power a women must 'emulate a man' by becoming violent. The amount of incredibly offensive sexism and pointless division by gender inherent in that should make anybody proud enough to call themselves a feminist sick-- and don't even get me started on the phrase 'testosterone poisoning.'
[info]nationelectric wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
I'm not thrilled with the "testosterone poisoning" bit, but I have trouble finding it any more provocative than calling people "a bunch of cunts." Why not just start tossing the n-word around, and then get all offended when people talk about the crimes of the white man? I mean, c'mon.

That said, it's clearly an error to say that "ALL WOMEN are peaceful" or "ALL MEN are violent" (although I don't think that was quite said) but I think it's equally erroneous to say that there are no cognitive or behavioral differences between men and women as a whole. I agree that women are perfectly capable of violence, but there's plenty of evidence that they are, statistically, far less likely to use it. Ten seconds with google turned up this example. What do we see? Men were ten times more likely to commit murder. (Curiously enough, both men and women were overwhelmingly more likely to murder a man than a woman -- make of that what you will.) Granted, that's homicide, but do you really doubt that I could turn up similar stats for violent crime or even police brutality? (Actually, I did turn up those stats, I'm just too lazy at the moment to track down their primary sources on .gov servers.) And granted, that's just the U.S., but I don't imagine that it's particularly difficult to turn up a lot of similar statistics for elsewhere.

That doesn't make you or I murderers, of course, but you can't really deny that there's a pattern there. Nor does it mean that politicians are violent (at least, in the same kind of immediate way as is captured in those statistics.) I think, though, that violence here may be an indicator of broader aggressive tendencies, and those aggressive tendencies -- at least in the realm of politics and war -- have allowed men to pretty much set the tone for all of recorded history. Again: not all males, not all the time, but it is a pattern. And again: how else do you explain the fact that there is not evidence of a single matriarchal society -- not one -- in the whole of human history, anywhere?
[info]boixboi wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 11:29 am (UTC)
Well, it's sad to hear that you don't understand the difference between the term cunt and the term nigger. It is an insult to call a man a cunt. It is meaningless to call a white person a nigger, as the term is specific (and far, far more offensive, by the way). Hate groups use the term nigger to help inflame people on both sides of the issue. Cunt, on the other hand, is not used in this way (most organized woman-haters, like the Focus on the Family types, use 'feminists' as if it were an epithet). Cunt is also well understood British slang meaning "person of unfortunate behavior/attitude," much like the word 'bastard' in English slang. Although we all know the ROOT of the word bastard, and although it is commonly used in everyday speech, we as a society don't particularly care whether or not somebody was born out of wedlock. It's also an insult to call somebody a dick, which is a specific reference to the male sexual organ, but that does not make the very usage of the term insulting to all men.

I am quite aware that the majority of people who were doing the fighting and dying in N. Ireland on both sides were male, which is why my original comment mentions two men specifically and no women. As both of those men are on the side of the English, the side which I so disparaged, it can be pretty clearly understood that I am using it in the sense of a general epithet for any gender (compare with the statement "The English are a bunch of niggers," which makes no sense in the context of mentioning two specific white men and a conflict that has been fought largely by white people).

On the larger-scale question, it is not about which is more likely to be involved in violent crime, as again it is a well-known fact that men commit more violent crimes than do women. However, since you have brought up the spectre of race, I'll make my comparison there. It is also a fact that more black Americans commit violent crimes than white Americans. However, it is nothing but racist to conclude that therefore a white American who commits a violent crime is "acting like a black person."

As far as I can tell, your argument goes something like this: Patriarchal societies are violent. There are no matriarchal societies. Therefore, women are less violent than men. It's complete non-sequitor.

You ignore the cultural question in total, and replace it with a biological question. My answer to "why are there no known matriarchal societies" is the same as my answer to "why are more violent crimes committed by men than women--" in short, because of cultural factors. Growing up, men are taught that it is good to be aggressive. Women are taught it is bad. Many societies have placed specific burdens on females to prevent them from rising to power, and we are still fighting those prejudices today-- which is why I am fully behind almost every element of the feminist movement, and would here note my great respect for feminist academia.

Again, I disagree with the assertion that males are more aggressive by nature, and that it has much to do with the power relationship. Again, if we are to suggest that aggression creates power, then America should ruled by its black members, who commit a great deal more of our violent crime. They don't because it is culture and not biology which has determined our societies.
[info]nationelectric wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
Look, "cunt" is inflammatory word to a lot of women, some of whom are likely to pass through here. You live in America, right? Here's a fun sociological experiment for you: spend a week publicly and frequently referring to people as "cunts." Say it of friends, of politicians, of child stars, whoever, but only say it of males. Say it clearly, publicly, and in mixed company -- in restaurants, at the store, at work, and so on. See how many reactions (expressions of shock to outright confrontation) you get from women.

My point is simply that the term is provocative. If you go around bandying it about in a public forum, don't be surprised when it gets a reaction. In this case, someone suggesting that you should be using a male slur.

Moving on, if blacks were wildly disproportionately criminal in every society in which they existed, then your analogy between blacks and males might hold. I'm not aware of this being the case.


As far as I can tell, your argument goes something like this: Patriarchal societies are violent. There are no matriarchal societies. Therefore, women are less violent than men. It's complete non-sequitor.

No, I'm saying that "the evidence indicates that men are, statistically, wildly more likely to commit violence than women. There is also the fact that there are no matriarchal societies. Perhaps there is a correlation between these facts." That seems pretty straightforward to me.

The reason I'm ignoring the cultural question is because patriarchy appears, again, to be the case in every single human society that we know of. There are societies in which lineage passes through women. There are societies in which women are in possession of the family property. Yet there is no society where women, as a rule, hold the political power. Why? It's fine to say "cultural factors," but how would you account for the apparent universality of them?
[info]nationelectric wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 06:51 am (UTC)
On the other hand, if we say that power is, by and large, the domain of the aggressive, then we have a situation where males, being more likely to be aggressive, will necessarily come to acquire most or all of the power, and the women who acquire power will be the ones who exhibit the most "male" attitudes.

So, in one sense you can say that this dynamic isn't an especially male phenomenon, it's just that males are best equipped to exploit it. In another sense, though, this dynamic is an emergent property of all individual humans, and thus males (collectively) certainly have some responsibility for the fact that aggressiveness is as valuable a trait as it is. At that point you're sort of dealing with perspectives, and I'm not sure you can point at one and say that it is objectively true, and point at the other and say it's objectively false.

Edited at 2008-03-19 06:55 am (UTC)
[info]anitra wrote:
Mar. 19th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
On top of all this, the Irish wouldn't have cared one whit if the people they had been killing were fellow Catholics.

To be fair, you can replace "Irish" with any other predominantly-Catholic group, for most wars since the Reformation... Protestant vs. Catholic has always been just an excuse, an easy way to draw the lines.
(Anonymous) wrote:
Jul. 8th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Iceland
A note in passing, 3 months late: Iceland actually did convert officially to Christianity, in 1000. The King of Norway at the time was making colonising noises, and was also using force-fed Christianity to hammer Norway into a more-or-less centralised state. The Icelanders wanted a stopgap measure to keep him off, and their appeasement worked perfectly - he didn't invade that year, died a few years later, and formal declarations don't necessarily have to be enforced. Especially not when they're made by the Allting, possibly the most toothless ruling body ever.