Although speaking of this administration charging people as terrorists ...

... this week and the coming week mark the sentencing of the last remaining members of the Earth Liberation Front, so far to terms ranging from 4 to 13 years despite their guilty pleas and plea bargains, based on a judge's ruling that their destruction of property that was (in their opinion) bad for the environment qualified as terrorism. (William Yardley, "Group of radical environmentalists facing long sentences as terrorists: Destructive acts are interpreted as crimes against government," New York Times, 5/26/07; link is to reprint in the San Francisco Chronicle. See also Valerie Richardson, "Ecoterror waning despite SUV bombings," Washington Times, 6/1/07.)
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Don't be distracted by the legal sideshow over the definition of terrorism, though. This isn't about whether or not destruction of property in ways that are carefully designed to protect humans from injury can or can't be called terrorism. This is about the Bush administration's desperate need to distract you from the fact that if we're going to get tough on all terrorist attacks on the US, and we did so honestly, almost all of the people charged would be people who vote Republican. In particular, abortion clinics have been the targets of explicitly terrorist attacks for decades now, and we seldom go more than a couple of weeks between attempted bombings, arson, poison gas attacks, or outright sniper attacks. The Southern Poverty Law Center chronicles a steady stream of right-wing racist terror attacks. And the second deadliest terror attack in the history of the United States was by a right-wing militia terror cell, Timothy McVeigh's and his friends' murder of 168 men, women and children (and injury of nearly 1000 more) in Oklahoma City in an explicitly political attack on the Clinton administration's Justice Department. (For some recent examples of right-wing domestic terrorism, see Rick Perlstein's blog entry for 5/23/07, "The question of right-wing terrorism.")
And there was no way, no way in hell, that Alberto Gonzalez was going to arrest and charge even one right-wing terrorist in America until he could first convict at least one "left-wing terrorist" first. Otherwise, to someone like him with a long history of putting what's good for George W. Bush even ahead of what's good for the Republican Party, and what's good for the Republican Party ahead of any consideration for truth or justice, he would have left it open for people like me to point out that all of the terror attacks on the US that have killed or attempted to kill anybody have been by Republicans. Nor was his predecessor, long-time anti-abortion activist John Ashcroft, going to even vaguely risk having the first domestic terrorist that he prosecuted be a fellow anti-abortion activist. So no, first the Bush administration had to convict at least one "eco-terrorist." That way mindless blow-hards like Rush Limbaugh can say, "See, it's the liberals who are the real terrorists," and so that supposedly "fair minded" journalists would say that there is politically motivated terrorism in the US by extremists from both the liberal and conservative sides.
Too bad for mildly autistic Caltech physicist Billy Cottrell that he didn't figure this out in advance before he did something mind-blowingly stupid back in 2003.
My actual outrage is kind of muted, though. For one thing, the prison guards are right about the fact that they have neither the training nor the smarts to know what is safe and what isn't safe to let a guy like him have in his cell. That's sad, but that's prison for you; you're not going to get brilliant engineers and genius anti-terrorism specialists working as prison guards. I'm also supposed to feel sympathy for a fellow Asperger's Syndrome sufferer, but you know what? For a smart guy, what he did was really, really, really dumb. It's hard for me to feel any sympathy for a guy who, if he knew enough to know that the initials "E.L.F." would terrify his political opponents, has to have known that in 2003 there was an all-out multi-million-dollar 50-state and federal manhunt out for anybody even remotely connected to the Earth Liberation Front; anybody who'd associate himself with that, at a time like that, on camera, should expect to get the book thrown at him.
Which, of course, makes him, and his political allies being sentenced this week in Oregon, the greatest thing that can possibly happen for the Bush administration: "Look, over there! Left-wing terrorists!"